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Based on Horley Kite Nut's excellent Web links list...this goes a bit further and gives a little more than just the link. A list of kiting links with a short-ish description and maybe an opinion on the site concerned.
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Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
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Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.
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Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - “Cockll-doodlle-doooooo”, while a blonde shouts, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”
Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: “Thanks, guys!”.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There’s fewer crabs in the Atlantic.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Duke only ‘had’ Ten Thousand men.
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle?
A: Cos she knew she’d given her last Blow job.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What do a Boeing 747 and a blonde have in common?
A: Both contain a cockpit
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: “Great Tits!!!”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a blow-up Doll?
A: Around 2 cans of hair spray.
Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.
Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she’s been laid all over the country.
Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?
A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don’t mind if you bring friends.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.www.gotocasino.com
Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she’ll be ready to blow.sportbook
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
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The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks - "What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead... " I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "
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West Sussex is a county in the south of England, bordering onto East Sussex (with Brighton and Hove), Hampshire and Surrey.costa rica fishingThe county of Sussex has been divided into East and West since the 12th century, and obtained separate county councils in 1888.
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Most settlements in West Sussex are either along the south coast or in Mid Sussex, near the M23/A23 corridor. Costa rica toursThe new town of Crawley and coastal settlement Worthing are the largest in the county, with populations of approximately 100,000 inhabitants each.
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